the male fantasy of driving around with a girl on the back of your motorcycle is an elaborate excuse to get to be little spoon
There’s a bot that generates metal album covers and titles and I have never in my life been more mad that something is AI and not real
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How to make friends on tumblr:
1. Like their entire blog
2. Fuck them silly
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alt-j / cinnamon toast crunch advertisements / simone weil / cinnamon toast crunch advertisements / frank bidart
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“twitter unverified the pope!” ok so henry viii did that just under 500 years ago ur not special x
long distance mutuals <- used to be in the same fandom together and have both moved on to other fandoms but stay mutuals and wave at each other when passing by (scrolling on dash) and catch up when we can (liking each others posts)
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We made it, Team 7!
I read all of Shippuden in three days…… I’m so lost without my ninja clan
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my brother just called me late at night, barely able to get two words out because he was laughing so hard. Finally, through the wheezing, he told me “go google the new Gollum game. Please”
So I did. And now I just spent half an hour on the phone nearly dying. We just kept sending eachother pictures of Gollum from the game and LOSING IT all over again. I haven’t laughed this hard in YEARS.
I mean, this image alone from an OFFICIAL GAMER MAGAZINE REVIEW is the perfect reaction pic - it expresses every single human emotion all at the same time. I honestly don’t think we’ll ever top this uncanny valley delight:
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Moodboard Commissions
Hey there!
Do you have a fic you would like to have an aesthetic for? Or is there a ship you wish had more content? Or do you just like me and my creations and would like to support me?
Perfect, because I’m broke and taking moodboard commissions via Ko-fi!
What will I make for you?
- Boards for any fandom. Yes, any. Films, shows, comics, books, anime, cartoon—whatever it is, I’ll do it
- You would like an aesthetic for an original work? Works for me too!
- Boards for any ship. Yes, any. Platonic, romantic, FxF, MxM, poly, rare, x OC, x reader—anything is fine by me
- Character boards for any character
- Aesthetic boards only with no character
What won’t I do?
- Explicit mature content. The sources which I get my images from don’t host anything explicit, and I care where the images come from. What I can do, is something in a suggestive manner, like I did here. I can also do something slightly violent/bloody, that’s no problem. But anything nude/sexually explicit, or anything gore-y won’t be possible
- Banners/headers because I have no clue how to make those
Prices and more info under the cut
i’m financially a bit in tight again (had to buy new glasses and all my old shoes broke for good now (even the rain boots wtf) right a week before the open air festival bc life clearly hates me 😭), so help and boosts would be appreciated <3
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Moodboard Commissions
Hey there!
Do you have a fic you would like to have an aesthetic for? Or is there a ship you wish had more content? Or do you just like me and my creations and would like to support me?
Perfect, because I’m broke and taking moodboard commissions via Ko-fi!
What will I make for you?
- Boards for any fandom. Yes, any. Films, shows, comics, books, anime, cartoon—whatever it is, I’ll do it
- You would like an aesthetic for an original work? Works for me too!
- Boards for any ship. Yes, any. Platonic, romantic, FxF, MxM, poly, rare, x OC, x reader—anything is fine by me
- Character boards for any character
- Aesthetic boards only with no character
What won’t I do?
- Explicit mature content. The sources which I get my images from don’t host anything explicit, and I care where the images come from. What I can do, is something in a suggestive manner, like I did here. I can also do something slightly violent/bloody, that’s no problem. But anything nude/sexually explicit, or anything gore-y won’t be possible
- Banners/headers because I have no clue how to make those
Prices and more info under the cut
i’m financially a bit in tight again (had to buy new glasses and all my old shoes broke for good now (even the rain boots wtf) right a week before the open air festival bc life clearly hates me 😭), so help and boosts would be appreciated <3
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sees art with thick smooth line art: ah yes i want my art to look like that
sees art with sketchy thin line art: ah yes i want my art to look like that
sees lineless art: ah yes i want my art to
…… this isn’t my post. i didnt makethis post. why does it say i made this post
not to be boring and solve the fun mystery but it says that bc it’s a “chat” post, not a text post. which used to not include the OP’s username, so tumblr assigned you op I Guess (source: i made this post in 2014)
thank you for giving me custody of this post 🙏 i just picked it up from elementary school and tomorrow it has soccer practice
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cocktus
suckulent
please clap
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